We’re keeping him.
Elijah.
I like him.
He cleans like nobody’s business.
He’s nice.
He likes my sandwiches.
And Sparky’s coffee.
He likes babies.
He thinks both parents should be up in the night.
He speaks with a British accent.
He does windows.
He walks around barefoot.
He cleans like a freaking demon.
He has a great smile and is not afraid of smiling.
I like him.
We’re keeping him.
I have found our cleaning lady.
He’s a dude.
He rocks my cleaning needs world.
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June 29, 2009 at 3:44 pm
TQE / Adam
How against male stereotypes.
Congratulations on finding one, at last.
June 29, 2009 at 6:10 pm
headbang8
If he works naked, I’ll have him three days a week.
June 29, 2009 at 7:28 pm
JRod
TQe: Thanks, he was the 5th. And I’m not being an Emily Gilmore. I swear.
HB8: If he worked naked, you’d have to stand in line. He’s one handsome university student. yes, indeed.
June 29, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Maria
Send him my way when you’re done with him. OH, and snap a picture already!
June 29, 2009 at 9:50 pm
christina
Oooh, I could use one of those. Does he have a brother? And does he polish to Sparky’s standards??
June 30, 2009 at 6:51 am
gbf
has he considered relocating to the Bay Area?… for @ least one day a week? pics please.
June 30, 2009 at 8:43 am
Andrea
Nothing wrong with a cleaning dude. Can I borrow him?
June 30, 2009 at 11:17 am
JRod
GBF: You have your hands full with university students.
Christina: He is the youngest of four, but I’m not sure his brother would be up for cleaning. And Yes, he polishes up to Sparky’s standards. See what I mean?
Andrea: You’re leaving. You’ll have to find your own dude in PA.
Maria: I@m so going to try and get a picture. Hopefully next week he’ll be so warm in the heat, he’ll have to take off his shirt. Then I’ll snap away. I guess I might have to actually ask him if i’m to share his smile. He might be up for it.
June 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Claire
Where and how on earth did you find him??
June 30, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Kim H
Photo?
July 2, 2009 at 9:29 am
Megan
JEALOUS.
glad you found a keeper though.
July 4, 2009 at 5:11 am
gbf
but my so-called ‘university students’ only ‘polish the knob’ — not really good for actual cleaning. (BTW, i am still trending young-ish, but none that are actually students…)