Hi Dad, Today is one of those days I would love to have you around, if for no other reason but to hear you laugh. Max has been squinting for the last week or so. It has had me more than worried because, well, you know, every sniffle is pneumonia and every squint is a … More Saturday 4 pm
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have… * My last two weeks. We made a joke that my brother and my dad are riders of the Apocalypse because they showed up in a puff of smoke and the rest of our world kind of imploded. Some … More Mrs. Garrett Warned of Weeks Like These
There is nothing like having a kid to understand your parents better. There is nothing like having a kid to keep your parents entertained. Today I called my Dad to wish him Happy Birthday. He noticed the music playing in the background. It was the music from this. My dad was there when I declared … More Happy Birthday, Dad.
This is one of the many songs my lyrical father taught me as a child. This was one of the two that got me in trouble at pre-school. This was was much easier to explain than Scotch Whiskey, Scotch Whiskey. Here comes Peter Cotton Tail Hopping down the Bunny trail Crippled! Hipity Clomp, Hipity Clomp … More Happy Easter
“Congratulations, Jennifer! For cleaning your house so spotlessly, you’ve become a big winner. Bob, tell her what she’s won!” “Well Jennifer, for cleaning so tirelessly, for never getting bored of the mind-numbing organization and surviving on only a few hours sleep at a time, for not ripping the remote out of your beloved’s hand as … More Mother-in-Law, Oven Mitts and my Dad
I’m in Hamburg this week with Sparky and I have soo much to talk about. Unfortunately it is all about his office. As he told his co-workers about this blog, I am censored from writing about it. I’m so sad because there is so much I could dish on. It’s killing me, really. On the … More Shooting Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Once upon a time, long ago, a woman heard a knock on the door. She opened it up and much to her surprise stood Joseph the Gnome. Wait a minute. That’s not quite how it went. Once upon a time, long ago, a woman heard a knock on the door. She opened it up and … More Joseph the Gnome
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