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		<title>I feel like The Machinist but without all that great weight loss</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/11/17/i-feel-like-the-machinist-but-without-all-that-great-weight-loss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1301</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been down the rabbit hole for a while now and I&#8217;m working on getting out. Things hit a very bad point last week after weeks of not sleeping plus all the other shit life can throw at you.  Max refuses to sleep, plain and simple. Sparky has been traveling or working so much that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1301&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dave and Meghan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[daily scheisse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1304</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is my brother David and his wife Meghan.It&#8217;s weird to call her his wife because we are still kids right? Except I&#8217;ve been married for 6 years and have a kid and just ordered a Christmas stocking that says Mom and not Jenny.
Anyway, I realized this year, e-mailing christmas plans between Meghan, Jennice and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1304&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Dear Brother</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, you were a pain in the ass when we were kids, but you grew up just fine.  I&#8217;m so proud to be your sister.
For your birthday, I&#8217;ve decided to give you a gift you never thought you&#8217;d get.
I hereby promise to never, ever bring up the scar on my shin again.  I&#8217;ll never [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1291&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be Scared, He&#8217;s a Good Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[daily scheisse]]></category>

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So the comp should  be picked up today.  We&#8217;ll see. THIS might be my last post for up to 30 days.
I&#8217;m so going to a Mac.  Sad.  I hate to make Sparky happy like that, but I can&#8217;t stand it any longer. and there is an iPhone in my future.  Just shut it, Tilman.  I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1286&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>J is for Jerboa</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/j-is-for-jerboa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daily scheisse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m waiting for the DHL guy to come and take my comp away for it&#8217;s latest rehab issue.  My computer is hooked on the junk.  It&#8217;s the only explanation I have other than Vista + Sony = craptastic mess of un-uninstallable shit with a blue screen chaser. I&#8217;m thisclose to turning Mac.
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">Caaleeeforneeya</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Not one to be left out</media:title>
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		<title>Max and Ollie</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/max-and-ollie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1273</guid>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I think it might be that my air supply has been cut off</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/i-think-it-might-be-that-my-air-supply-has-been-cut-off/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/i-think-it-might-be-that-my-air-supply-has-been-cut-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1271</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m tired.  Like bone tired.  Max is keeping me up all night again.
I keep hearing Air Supply playing in my head.
&#8220;I&#8217;m all out of love, I&#8217;m so lost without you&#8230;&#8221;
I have no clue how that got in there, but it&#8217;s not going away.
Max is in his crib, happily playing by himself, but wide eyed and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1271&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I&#8217;m Chiquita Banana</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/im-chiquita-banana/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/im-chiquita-banana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[daily scheisse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have the answer to all our problems, Sparky and mine.
Sparky drives me crazy using only half a banana.  I hate the smell and the blackening peel on the counter.  Nothing I say or do convinces Sparky to use the whole banana.  This is a guy who can eat three plates of meat and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1266&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Mrs. Garrett Warned of Weeks Like These</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/mrs-garrett-warned-of-weeks-like-these/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/mrs-garrett-warned-of-weeks-like-these/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fluffy Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sparky]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[stupid house stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wtf?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1259</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have... *
My last two weeks.
We made a joke that my brother and my dad are riders of the Apocalypse because they showed up in a puff of smoke and the rest of our world kind of imploded.  Some stuff I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1259&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>RIP Scrunchy</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/rip-scrunchy/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/rip-scrunchy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He was the best and the greatest.  He was my sentry when I showered and would lick my hips to help me dry off.  His first meal with me was spaghetti and it took me a month to realize that the light orange dot on his chin wasn&#8217;t a spaghetti stain, but his coloring.
He&#8217;s been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1256&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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