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		<title>Happy Birthday, Dear Brother</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, you were a pain in the ass when we were kids, but you grew up just fine.  I&#8217;m so proud to be your sister.
For your birthday, I&#8217;ve decided to give you a gift you never thought you&#8217;d get.
I hereby promise to never, ever bring up the scar on my shin again.  I&#8217;ll never [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1291&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be Scared, He&#8217;s a Good Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1286</guid>
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So the comp should  be picked up today.  We&#8217;ll see. THIS might be my last post for up to 30 days.
I&#8217;m so going to a Mac.  Sad.  I hate to make Sparky happy like that, but I can&#8217;t stand it any longer. and there is an iPhone in my future.  Just shut it, Tilman.  I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1286&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>J is for Jerboa</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/j-is-for-jerboa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daily scheisse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m waiting for the DHL guy to come and take my comp away for it&#8217;s latest rehab issue.  My computer is hooked on the junk.  It&#8217;s the only explanation I have other than Vista + Sony = craptastic mess of un-uninstallable shit with a blue screen chaser. I&#8217;m thisclose to turning Mac.
This might be my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1276&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">Not one to be left out</media:title>
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		<title>Max and Ollie</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/max-and-ollie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I think it might be that my air supply has been cut off</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/i-think-it-might-be-that-my-air-supply-has-been-cut-off/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/i-think-it-might-be-that-my-air-supply-has-been-cut-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1271</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m tired.  Like bone tired.  Max is keeping me up all night again.
I keep hearing Air Supply playing in my head.
&#8220;I&#8217;m all out of love, I&#8217;m so lost without you&#8230;&#8221;
I have no clue how that got in there, but it&#8217;s not going away.
Max is in his crib, happily playing by himself, but wide eyed and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1271&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I&#8217;m Chiquita Banana</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/im-chiquita-banana/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/im-chiquita-banana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[daily scheisse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have the answer to all our problems, Sparky and mine.
Sparky drives me crazy using only half a banana.  I hate the smell and the blackening peel on the counter.  Nothing I say or do convinces Sparky to use the whole banana.  This is a guy who can eat three plates of meat and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1266&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">problem solver</media:title>
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		<title>Mrs. Garrett Warned of Weeks Like These</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/mrs-garrett-warned-of-weeks-like-these/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/mrs-garrett-warned-of-weeks-like-these/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fluffy Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sparky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid house stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wtf?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1259</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have... *
My last two weeks.
We made a joke that my brother and my dad are riders of the Apocalypse because they showed up in a puff of smoke and the rest of our world kind of imploded.  Some stuff I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1259&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">I love my Gay Uncle</media:title>
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		<title>RIP Scrunchy</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/rip-scrunchy/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/rip-scrunchy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fluffy Love]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1256</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[He was the best and the greatest.  He was my sentry when I showered and would lick my hips to help me dry off.  His first meal with me was spaghetti and it took me a month to realize that the light orange dot on his chin wasn&#8217;t a spaghetti stain, but his coloring.
He&#8217;s been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1256&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">JRod</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Cleo and Scrunch</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">scrunch</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">First meal with Jen</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">naptime</media:title>
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		<title>Acrylic Killed the Porno Star</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/stop-wearing-acrylic/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/stop-wearing-acrylic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[KAK]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1246</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Out of 15,000 women, Germany came in number one as the worst lovers because they stink.
As it is simply an odor issue, may I suggest Germans, in general, stop wearing acrylic and other man made fibers AND wear actual deodorant or, god forbid, antiperspirant.
Sparky didn&#8217;t use deodorant when I first met him.  A gym rat [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1246&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">Yum</media:title>
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		<title>Notes From the Exersaucer</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/09/28/notes-from-the-exersaucer/</link>
		<comments>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2009/09/28/notes-from-the-exersaucer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/?p=1243</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mother,
I know what you are trying to do and I am hereby discouraging you.
I will not take a bottle.  I know I have in the past.  I know you have fed me breast milk via a bottle since I was a wee 2 weeks old in order to avoid this problem, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&blog=453965&post=1243&subd=heissescheisse&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">JRod</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">You are under my control.</media:title>
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