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	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Name Power or Lack Thereof</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/name-power-or-lack-thereof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude, I had no idea that I needed this. Thank god I found this website.  I mean really, Jennifer is such a common name.  It pulls at my energy levels and is really the root of my laziness and unhappiness.  Oh, my wretched parents, stealing my name from my aunt who was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4th Annual WEBMU</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/08/18/4th-annual-webmu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;ve got some stuff goin&#8217; on over here in Boweltown, so I&#8217;ll make this short.
4th Anuual Whiney Expat Blogger Meet-Up
September 27-28, 2008  - Bremen
If you live in Germany, you really ought to go to this next meet-up. I&#8217;ve been to two, including the first and thus I am a charter member. It has always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best to Stay Far, Far Away From Me Today</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/08/14/best-to-stay-far-far-away-from-me-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have lost all my politeness. Really, I’m rather cranky and the following is a short list of why I am cranky today (yesterday):

Some butt wipe choosing the locker right under mine at the gym when there are no fewer than 59  (I counted) other lockers to chose from. Really? You really want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pineapples</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/08/11/pineapples/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In effort to stave off a rebellious cigarette craving, I ate too much pineapple.
My tongue has that enzyme burn and my stomach is so full I want to be bulimic.
At least my semen will taste better.
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		<title>Bystander Effect in Action</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/08/11/bystander-effect-in-action/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sparky and I were driving home last Friday. In our little hamlet is a bus/tram zone where at least a hundred people were waiting for various buses/trams.  As we were driving in this 100 meter bus zone we noticed a man laying in the street as if he were listening to the asphalt to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happiest Girl</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/08/09/happiest-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a woman yesterday wearing what I deemed a really horrible outfit. She works at my gym so I see her all the time.  She is a little on the heavier side and having lived my entire life on that side, I can tell you a really, really tight denim mini paired with shinny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Places aren&#8217;t haunted. People are haunted.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/08/04/places-arent-haunted-people-are-haunted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been watching Ghost Whisperer.  Yeah, yeah, I know. Whatever.  They tricked me.  I know I&#8217;m not allowed to watch these things, but I started off with one episode just to see what it was all about and to see if Jennifer Love Hewitt&#8217;s boobs were really all that.  (I&#8217;m watching fo free. surfthechannel(dot)com )
It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frozen</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/frozen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, its hotter than&#8230; what?  Hell? Texas?  A Michigan summer?  I don&#8217;t know, it&#8217;s just really freakin&#8217; hot.
I just tried to pour myself some refreshing crystal light.  Let&#8217;s just say it&#8217;s heavy on the crystal.  Everything in the fridge is frozen.  Everything.
Why?  Because of a little thing called marriage.
Sparky and I have vastly different ideas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s an expert.</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/hes-an-expert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[baby making]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Friday afternoon, Sparky was interviewed by ZDF for the Heute program as an expert in his field.  I&#8217;m very proud of him.  I think it&#8217;ll be on sometime this week.  I was put in as a background person and hopefully that part will be cut as I was not prepared for such a thing.  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digger</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/digger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fluffy Love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dude. I&#8217;m sick and feverish and not wanting to do more than bury my head in the pillows and Ollie keeps hiding grapes in my bed.  I only find them when they squish. Today its grapes.  Sometimes it&#8217;s plants or leaves or cherries or q-tips or bugs, but only the big big bugs because he [...]]]></description>
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