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		<title>Saturday 4 pm</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 07:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi Dad, Today is one of those days I would love to have you around, if for no other reason but to hear you laugh. Max has been squinting for the last week or so. It has had me more &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2011/03/13/saturday-4-pm/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1483&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And another day begins</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following returns me to my roots of blogging. I just need to talk it out and you can come for the ride or not. It&#8217;s not pretty below and not all that entertaining. After two months of silence, tis &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2011/02/23/and-another-day-begins/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1479&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The magician</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 13:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<title>Up the Poop Chute</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just did something amazing. For the first time in 18 months, I thought &#8220;hey, I need a shower&#8221; and then proceeded to do just that.  There was no need to coordinate &#8220;eyes&#8221; duty. No Sophie&#8217;s Choice of do I &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/11/10/up-the-poop-shute/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1469&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Like Seven of Nine, but without the great boobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 08:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night a friend came over for dinner. He&#8217;s a former expat living back in the states and travels back and forth a bit. It was very nice to see him. It&#8217;s been years since we last saw him, long &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/11/06/like-seven-of-nine-but-without-the-great-boobs/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1465&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Eighteen Months</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/11/05/eighteen-months/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 08:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy scheisse. My kid is 18 months old today.  When did that happen? I&#8217;ve said this before. This is the age where parents decide to have another kid because the kid is so much fun.  Even his temper tantrum are &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/11/05/eighteen-months/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1459&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Please Do Not Feed the Water Horse</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/please-do-not-feed-the-water-horse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 08:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JRod</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hyatt came and went. The company was top notch, but sadly the Hyatt itself, failed.  The reservations got screwed up by the hotel staff, my room had been smoked in, the facial burned my skin and the massage therapist &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/please-do-not-feed-the-water-horse/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1452&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Earning that Massage</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/10/21/earning-that-massage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Max was up at 3:30 am last night.  He went back to sleep around  4:00 am.  I fell back to sleep around 6:30 and he was up at 7 am. I didn&#8217;t get much sleep with Sparky&#8217;s flying fist of &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/10/21/earning-that-massage/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1445&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Really?</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/10/19/1439/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 16:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If only I had had this guide to help me before I got married, I might have met a generic European man. Perhaps I could have also moved to Europe and have had European babies. She seriously says &#8220;for the &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/10/19/1439/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1439&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>S and M&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/10/19/s-and-ms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 08:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three days and counting. Friday morning I&#8217;m taking off for Hamburg where I plan on abandoning my family and getting naked (or scantily clothed) and letting people do things to me. Three days of saunas and massage. Pedicures and skin &#8230; <a href="http://heissescheisse.wordpress.com/2010/10/19/s-and-ms/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=heissescheisse.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453965&amp;post=1430&amp;subd=heissescheisse&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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