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Me: My name is Jen and I have been two people over the last few years, SF single girl and married German Hausfrau. I’m not crazy and I don’t have multiple personalities, even though a shrink wanted to explore that avenue.

I used to be a very happy (a bit loopy) social, single girl in San Francisco. Then I moved to Krautland for a dude that I eventually married, Sparky. Not a lot of night life out here in the bowels of Boweltown.

However, that’s all changing. I’m in the third stage of grief - Bargaining. I’m making deals all over the place. If I’m going to make it here, I’ve got to find a way to intergrate the two people

Like that old Chinese curse, I’ve been living in interesting times.

Sparky: The Kraut who brought me to this god-forsaken country. Smart guy without a hint of common sense. This makes for great stories and long days.

The WonderTwins: My brother, Jeffrey, and my sister Mim. The both have albino-like pale skin and red hair and white eyebrows. They aren’t really twins. Jeffe is 29 and Mim is 19. However, they do tend to join forces to thwart my God-like control over all things family related.