Because it is.
My birthday is next week. Von Tauber’s was last week. I am hosting a joint birthday BBQ on Sunday, August 27th from around noon until whenever. You are hereby cordially invited if you follow the following rules:
1. Speak only English.*
2. Do not call it a grill party. Its a BBQ or even grilling out, but not a grill party.
3. Bring one dish to share unless you are Hamish. Hamish gets a free pass because he’s Hamish and i’m still not sure if he’s going to show up. (J’s got the chips so figure something else out.)
So you and your significant other/family/babies/small children/large children are very welcome. Dogs, not so welcome. If it rains we’ll be inside and the cats/Sparky will flip out if there is a dog. They are liable to flip out anyway, but to prevent Sparky’s head from exploding, its best if puppies stay home.
Otherwise, come on over to Boweltown. Its kinda like a mini blogger meet up. There will proably be a few actual KAKs**, but they have been instructed that during the party, they will be in an American territory so there for they should learn the language.
If you train it, James, our trusty driver will pick up and drop off. Either the Darmstadt Hauptbahnhof or the Eberstadt station.
Email me and I’ll give you details.
*german can be used if used in a proper mocking tone.
** KAK= krazy ass Kraut