This is the IT department from the Heisse Scheisse Corp. informing all stockholders that the main server has been wiped out by the great boweltown tsunami and will be down for 3-5 days. We are very sorry for the inconvenience.
Every computer in Jens house has crashed. This is her loving brother explaining the ungodly like silence. Things should be up by Tuesday but by then she should have some much backed up in her head she might have brain damage.