Via Google Chat:
jen: are you actually working?
Henry Hassenbacher: yeah, what bs
jen: I just had to clean my cat’s ass and his anal sacs sprayed all over my t-shirt.
Henry Hassenbacher: ahhh
jen: I don’t know how to get that type of stain out. Is it fat? Is it protein?
Henry Hassenbacher: Ask C.
jen: good idea! but anal sac secretions aren’t poop
Henry Hassenbacher: are you extremely fond of the t shirt?
jen: Kinda. I’m on my third t shirt today.
1 went down with coffee. 1 with anal sac
Henry Hassenbacher: not bad for 10:30 am
jen: dude, I just made myself sick on liverwurst
what a morning
liverwurst and anal sacs
and coffee. Yum
I want to make out with someone right now
jen: did i tell you my brother got me a roomba
Henry Hassenbacher: yeah thats a really great gift
i need one
jen: so, the door bell just rang and it was dhl
Henry Hassenbacher: well not anymore since i dont have an apt
jen: I was so excited
I was like, wow, jeff got on the ball
He was down with Steve this week and Steve must have motivated Jeff to go to the post office
and I get my roomba
it wasn’t the roomba
it was a long package addressed to Sparky
which is meaningless because I open every package that comes into the house
and as I was opening it, I thought about a bomb and what if Sparky has a mistress who wants to off us and I open the package an it explodes
but that didn’t stop me
you know what it was?
a three foot long wooden spoon
Henry Hassenbacher: hahaha
Henry Hassenbacher: wtf
jen: i have no idea why we got a three foot long wooden spoon
Henry Hassenbacher: hahah
thats pretty funny
jen: I know
Henry Hassenbacher: see, this day keeps getting better for you