A phone call from Sparky tonight.
Sparky: Hi babe. I forgot to call you from home so I’m calling you from the gym.
Jen: That’s nice, but why? I wasn’t expecting one.
Sparky: Because I wanted to tell you something before I forgot.
Jen: What is it?
Sparky: I love you.
Jen: Awww. That’s so sweet, but you didn’t have to call me from the gym. I know you do. I love you too.
Sparky: That’s not the real reason I called.
Sparky: The cat’s butt stinks. He sat on my desk today and all I smelled was cat butt. And it stinks. And I just didn’t want you to be surprised when you come home by stinky cat butt.
Jen: That’s it? That’s what you had to tell me? Cat Butt? You called me from the gym to warn me of cat butt?
Sparky: Yes. And that you have to clean it when you get home. I’m working out with Marc and the guys so I gotta go now. Love you.