Speaking with a co-worker about a management change:
Me: So, can you handle it. He is a hard guy to work with and he’ll fight it.
Male Colleague: Yes. I can. I have der longer breast.
Me, thinking WTF?: You mean you have the bigger penis?”
MC, looking at me with disgust: No, no, no. How do you say… atem. Ich kann…
Me: Oh, you mean breath. Okay, yes, that works. You can hold your breath longer. Gotcha.
MC, looking at me angrily: I do NOT have longer breasts.