Bib, please

I walked at 9 months

I read at 3 years.

I flew by myself (in a plane) at 3.5.

I learned to drive at 12.

I have been on my own since my 18th birthday.

I am 35 years old. And a half. Today.

I have many adult-like accomplishments from building a house to running a company.

So why is it that I cannot drink or eat without spilling all over my shirt within 30 seconds?

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6 thoughts on “Bib, please

  1. happy birthday.

    i have this problem too, but exclusively with hot tea. can’t drink it without at least half of it ending up on my pants. so this is what it’s like to get older. i didn’t think that middle school awkward phase would ever repeat itself…

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