Dude, he is so amazing. I can’t believe I can love someone so much that it hurts a million times worse than the contractions I suffered (until the epidural) to have him yet I can’t imagine anything in life better.
-Short labor and delivery – around four hours with only two at the hospital before he was unceremoniously ejected.
-Suffering no long term effects, though Heidi probably looks more like Seal right now, she’ll recover.
-The hospital experience was crappy across the board and the next one will be born in the US of A.
-The only reason there might be a second is because of a really wonderful guy who put a needle in my back in between contractions that were less than a minute apart. Next time, the epidural starts three days before delivery, just to be on the safe side.
-I’m so in love.
-I’m so tired.