As many of you know, Sparky is in marketing.
There are positives and negatives to this. Negatives tend to be long-ass hours, tons of traveling and brain drain when he finally comes home. On the positive side he does what he loves, he works with incredibly brilliant (and incredibly hot) partners, and sometimes we get to sample the product. (When I say product, I mean the actual product, not the hot partners. We are not swingers!)
Sparky has had some boring “product” in the past. Nothing that flipped my skirt, really. The skirt flipping stuff apparently STAYS in Hamburg.
Now we’re talking about chocolate.
He’s done campaigns for chocolate before, like Ritter Sport Olympia and while Olympia might be good, it not my cup of tea. I preferred the peppermint. Again, no skirt flippage.
The new flavor – Espresso, well, we’ve gone all the way. As I told his Sparky’s business partners, I’ve kicked him out of bed to make room for my new love. At night it’s like I’m single all over again: Big bed, me, two lazy sprawled cats, chocolate and the remote.
It’s my cup of tea, my cup of coffee, my slice of pie and doesn’t snore. Do you hear what I’m sayin?
So, to save my ass a few inches, I’m going to send you some. Not some of my ass, but some chocolate. I promise no ass will sent via Deutsche Post.
Leave me a comment or tweet (#HSRitter) with your favorite Ritter flavor and on Friday I’ll use one of those number generator things and pick two people to send the Espresso. If you don’t want Espresso, tell me which flavor you do want and I’ll send that. If you are outside of Germany, it’ll take a while to get to you – 6-10 days as per DHL, but it’ll get there. Except Somalia. DHL does not ship to Somalia.
And Miranda, you don’t count. Get an apartment first, gyspsy girl.
And as a bonus, I’ll be bringing chocolate to WEBUM. I don’t know what kind yet. Whatever the guys give me vast quantities of is what I’ll be bringing, but again, it’s chocolate.
Full disclosure: One of Sparky’s clients is Ritter Sport. That being said, Sparky has lots of clients and we keep our worlds separate. I don’t blog about his clients and he promises to keep unflattering photos of me off his facebook. It’s win-win for me, but whatever. I’m doing this only for the chocolate.