I’m off the WEBUM tomorrow which might not seem like a big deal, but I’m going alone which makes it kind of a deal. Going alone means Sparky and Max will be home, sans Mama, all weekend long. I’v never been away from Max for more than 4 hours since conception. I might need a glass of wine with lunch to get over the initial guilt and worry. Perhaps two, although I hear only prostitutes have more than one glass of wine with lunch.
And I’m going to SLEEP IN on Sunday.
Holy Cow, Batman, I might never come home, just hideout in Hamburg. I’ll start a new blog detailing my latest amazing feat. Today I had breakfast without stepping on Cherrios or I got to go to the bathroom alone this morning without a husband or child talking at me. This weekend I plan on finishing a cup of coffee while it’s hot.
I’m setting the bar high these days.
Enough about me, more about chocolate.
You guys rock. So much so I added a couple more people to send chocolate to.
To make this fair, I pulled out my SISTERS, Mim and Meghan, and all known WEBUM people because if you’re going to WEBUM, well, I’ll make sure each of you get your favorite there.
That leaves the following peeps:
3. Michele J
9. B recycles
Okay, after a very long time trying to figure out how to save and image of the damn random number picker and post it here and NOT succeeding because 1. I’m a nitwit and 2. Max keeps wanting to type. I got a widget, but that just lets you generate the number. Dude, I feel like a complete dunce.
5. Christina and 10. Amy
8. Heather and 13. Megan
So, you guys, email me at jen @ heissescheisse (dot) com with addresses and I will get you your goods asap.
Alright, off to pre-cook all of this weekends meals so I know neither Sparky or Sparklet go hungry.