Holy scheisse. My kid is 18 months old today. When did that happen? I’ve said this before. This is the age where parents decide to have another kid because the kid is so much fun. Even his temper tantrum are interesting to me. I don’t always respond like he would prefer, but I find it … More Eighteen Months
The Hyatt came and went. The company was top notch, but sadly the Hyatt itself, failed. The reservations got screwed up by the hotel staff, my room had been smoked in, the facial burned my skin and the massage therapist seemed kinda of angry. Actually, every chance they had to fuck up, they did. I’m … More Please Do Not Feed the Water Horse
Max was up at 3:30 am last night. He went back to sleep around 4:00 am. I fell back to sleep around 6:30 and he was up at 7 am. I didn’t get much sleep with Sparky’s flying fist of fury, the snoring cat and the other snoring cat. Why is it that you work … More Earning that Massage
If only I had had this guide to help me before I got married, I might have met a generic European man. Perhaps I could have also moved to Europe and have had European babies. She seriously says “for the 4-1-1 on meeting a European man…” I have no words.
Three days and counting. Friday morning I’m taking off for Hamburg where I plan on abandoning my family and getting naked (or scantily clothed) and letting people do things to me. Three days of saunas and massage. Pedicures and skin care. Room Service and wine. King size beds and black-out curtains. Skin care. I’m actually … More S and M’s
Max likes that phrase. When I put him to sleep at night, I list all the animals in the painting above his bed. “There’s a lion and a sheep and a wombat aaaaaaaaand a dragon.” “There’s a hedgehog and a chicken and penguin aaaaaaaaand a dragon” When I get to the dragon part he smiles … More And a Dragon
I’m off the WEBUM tomorrow which might not seem like a big deal, but I’m going alone which makes it kind of a deal. Going alone means Sparky and Max will be home, sans Mama, all weekend long. I’v never been away from Max for more than 4 hours since conception. I might need a … More And The Chocolate goes to…